We should perhaps tell you about all the research that went into it, the countless clinical trials, the all-natural, organically sourced, kale-approved, tree-hugging ingredients we used, the fact that we did not test it on any animals (unless you include a couple of bureaucrats we sacrificed), and all the good that this cream does to your epidermis, on the surface and beneath - but we won’t. It’s too damn boring.
What we will tell you is that this cream just works.
Our legal team has advised us to avoid declaring this as the fountain of youth, but what do you call something that’s just that? I guess YOUTH.
Your grandmother always said that red wine is good for you. And it’s true, but you have to drink 1.000 glasses of wine per day. Or one pill of pure Resveratrol. You choose.
Maybe the trick is to take a pill and a glass of wine, but we don’t recommend that…
A world where we live for a 1,000 years.
We are not there yet, but we are definitely going there – we’ll make sure of it. So have no fear, Superhuman.me is here. We have done our research and uncovered the new things that can push our lifespan and health-span past the 120-year mark.
Longevity is the name of the game – Superhuman.me is focused on extending your lifespan in a way that will help you feel stronger, healthier, and happier, for longer. How are we going to get you there? First, let’s get you in the routine of taking care of your body, inside and out. We have developed pure, all-natural products, made from the finest ingredients, that are going to kickstart your longevity journey by helping you feel and look better than ever.
But this is just the beginning. Read our full story to discover what secret projects we’re working on that are going to help you become superhuman.
OUR GENIUS MASTERPLAN
Our ingenious plan is really simple. Well…… simple-ish
Introducing products that crusade in your honour on the battlefield of our largest organ – in case you missed that, the largest organ is the skin. These products will fight your daily battle of stress, pollution, dryness, and ageing.
What’s the point of living “forever“, if we can’t look as good as we feel? That’s why our step N° 1 is all about looking better, for longer.
All form and no content? Not on our watch! It’s time to tackle the problems from within.
With 37 trillion cells in your body, you are equipped with a faithful army fighting for your tomorrow. But are you absolutely sure that all of them are capable of fighting the fight against ageing? Are you sure they all have the necessary ammunition to win the war? As amazing as your body is, it needs a little help from you to feel better, stronger and healthier.
That’s why our step N° 2 is all about feeling better & giving our body everything it needs.
Our first two rules have been designed to help you look good and feel better, but we’ve only scratched the surface. It’s time to take it up a notch and reach Superhuman levels.
With 7 billion people and 324 million genetic variants, it is safe to say that no two people are genetically identical (yes, there are identical twins, but let’s not dwell on that). Simply put, we’re all different… so why do we all get the same treatments? The short answer is: we shouldn’t. It’s time to end the era of mass generalisation, and welcome the age of personalisation. That is why our approach, services, and products will be for you and only you. From testing, to analysis, to product creation. One person – one solution. One person – one product.
Our step N° 3 is all about understanding who we are via DNA and blood analyses & providing tailored solutions and products to unlock our Superhuman selves.
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Our Promises & Values
WE CREATE FANS, NOT CUSTOMERS.
BEST ALWAYS WINS. PURE™
Be human to become Superhuman.
With love – your Superhuman team
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